Dog diary By Zeb Worthington
5.am Saturday. Ha ow, hi my name is Buster. Time to wake up the master time to wake up master go go go go go ow ow ow ow out of the way cat ha raaww he says scaredy cat. Get up get up come on I’m hungry get up. Foooood foooood.
6.am Saturday Hi I think I just put on 3 pounds from all that food. Isn't that great I’m getting closer and closer to the mother of all bombs in the pool. Time to go to sleep.
9.am Saturday Ha hi oh god I need to go toilet. Do dodo do do do do. Oh now I went on the cat! ah ah ah ah ah. Well it’s not my fault the cat is the same colour as the garden. Oh well I might as well go to sleep.
12.00 Saturday Lunch time lunch time mmmmmm lunch I love it.
3.pm Wow I eat for that long I’m going to the pool. Geronimooooo! KABOOOOOM! “Buster!” coming master. Hi I’m back that was a whole lot of experience. I don’t know about you but I’m going to sleep bye.
Midnight Hungry I’m hungry. Master!
Cat I forgot about the cat operation get the cat is on the go.
Get the cat, get the cat!
I’m going to try bombing on the cat bye for now. Well I tried it and well, it didn't work and I got a sore nose now. So I will try pushing the cat in the pool and then I will do the mother of all bomb on him. Ha that will get him. I’m going to try it, bye. I’m back and I didn't know that the cat was a ninja cat. Wait a sec I just heard something. aaaaaaaaaaah help!...
This is my dog diary that I wrote and it is a very long story so good luck reading it. I like it so much.
Greta post Zeb
ReplyDeleteDo you like your cat or dog better?
Great comedy
Katrina
I like a dog better and thanks for commenting.
DeleteGreat diary Zeb
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you have a nice dog.
What breed is he?
I don't have a dog. I got the idea from my friends dog.
DeleteVery cool Zeb. This is some funny stuff. I love it.
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I like it Zeb keep the good posts up.SAM <:
ReplyDeleteYou really write well in the character of the dog, Zeb. Awesome humour!
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