HOLLOW! and welcome.
Have you ever wanted to forget something? You know when you have a big fight with your wife
and you just want to forget about it.
Ingredients
(I forgot)
1. I’m really sorry I forgot the steps
except for the last step.
The last step! Drink the potion.
Hi, don’t worry about him he just drank the potion.
Oh and don’t make this because the side effects are
diarrhoea and Mr Bean stroking you.
Ingredients:
A bad memory
Whatever else you want.
(The steps are big)
Step 1.
Get your bad memory and get
enchanted diamond sword and
sing the song I swing my diamond sword. It goes like this:
Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword
You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!
Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!
Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
you can not not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Ha!
That was retorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds
If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!
I can swing my sword, sword
Cuz I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!
Song by Toby. Link hereh
Step 2.
Get a glass bottle and fill it up.
Last step!
Drink the potion.
That is totally hilarious Zeb!
ReplyDeleteI like that song, did you make that up?
I like how made the guy forget everything, especially the tital!
How much does it cost?
Great funny writing Zeb. I really love you potion. Great idea. It is so funny! Well done:)
ReplyDeleteKatrina
Awesome Zeb!
ReplyDeleteI really like your instructions. I like the way you added in the song too. Well done
Funny post Zeb,
ReplyDeleteI like your humor in your song especially!
WELL DONE!
This is amazing Zeb. But you didn't list the glass bottle and the water in the ingredients.
ReplyDeleteYou really wrote entertaining instructions, Zeb! They would be very difficult to follow but you are achieved the purpose you chose of entertaining the reader.
ReplyDeleteGreat post Zeb!
ReplyDeleteI really like your ingredients!
Your steps were so cool!
WELL DONE!
Awesome Zeb.
ReplyDeleteI really loved your story.
What a great song in it.
Did you make up the song or did you get of a website?
Keep up the GREAT work.
Well done Zeb
I got it off the website.
DeleteAwesome Zeb!
ReplyDeleteI love your writing it is really funny!
Keep up the great work!
Well done!
Cool Zeb!
ReplyDeleteIs this your magic potion writing? If so it is really cool.
I like how you put in the song of I can swing my sword. keep up the great work!
Wow!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Zeb Well done I love your song.